Maxim has named who they think are the world's unsexiest women:
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears
I would have reversed that list exactly with #1 being Britney Spears and Liza Minnelli replacing Sandra Oh and Brooke Hogan replacing SJP.
Who would you pick for the Unsexiest men?
I would say:
1. Michael Jackson
2. Mike Myers
3. John Travolta
4. Tom Cruise
5. Dr Phil
Hnourable and equally fug mentions would include Chevy Chase, Jon Lovitz, Jay Leno, Danny Devito, Dennis Rodman, Carrot Top, David Gest, Gary Busey, Drew Carey, Kevin Federline, David Spade, Howie D, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass.
Paris Hilton should be #1, now and forever. Followed closely by Condoleeza Rice.
Posted by: Lady Ravensnark | October 28, 2007 at 08:19 AM
Madonna doesn't belong in that list.
Of course, Shitney is the nastiest.
Posted by: BITCH | October 28, 2007 at 01:37 PM
Oh, Carrot Top deserves to be on that list, right after MJ. Carrot Top has waxed, botoxed, and weightlifted (possibly even enhanced?) himself into a caricature of a muscle-bound human being of indeterminate gender. He's just frightening to look at these days.
Posted by: Teal Cuttlefish | October 29, 2007 at 12:04 AM
Unsexiest Men:
1- Jay Leno
2- Tom Cruise
3- Bill O'Reilly
4- Drew Carey
5- Donald Trump
Dishonorable mention:
Kevin Federline
David Spade
Prince Charles
Mike Myers
David Gest
Posted by: Lynx | November 02, 2007 at 11:38 PM