Blind Item Collective

No Longer Welcome

CDAN 11/9: This A list film actor with A+ name recognition brought another woman home to the house he is currently sharing with his girlfriend. When the girlfriend balked at doing a 3some, the actor took his pickup upstairs and had sex with her all night. The girlfriend took the hint that she was no longer welcome, and has not been seen since with the actor despite the fact he always mentions her in interviews as his girlfriend.

Methinks: Clooney (scroll down a bit to his pic and read the blurb)

The Band-Aid

CDAN: This one happened over the summer at a festival which had about twenty groups. The headlining group was given a heads up that this A+ list female film actress wanted to meet the band. This actress has a history with bands and it didn't really come as a surprise, except they had no idea she was a fan. The band was really excited though because they had not been headliners long and this was someone they all had crushes on over the years. So, our A list actress shows up and brings a female friend who just went away for some water and then never came back. The actress hung out with the band the three or four hours prior to their set, and was fun and drinking and sharing stories. She did some flirting, but nothing serious. She kind of rebuffed advances from each of the group and just kept saying, "wait until after." Immediately after the show, when they went to their trailer to change, the actress was waiting there. Naked. It was after, and she wanted them. All. Two hours later she had taken them all on several times, and gave them each a sweet kiss before she left. Her female friend was right there at the front of the trailer door as our actress emerged, and even had water.

From what I understand this is the first time the actress had taken on the entire group. She has however taken on multiple members of groups, but always after the show.

Possibilities: Drew, Cameron, Kate Hudson? But I feel it might be someone older...

Hot, Hirsute and Horny

LAINEY’S GOSSIP 10/24: Warning – this is dirty and crass and, for some, not very appetising. So if you are the prudish type, prone to huffing and puffing your sanctimony through your nose…stop reading now. Otherwise, save your indignant emails. You’ve been cautioned. He is hot and hirsute and horny, has had a varied career spanning television and big budget Hollywood productions but has preferred of late to stick with indie fare. Currently single and while there may be many reasons why – his romantic requests regarding the finger could have something to do with it. A while back he was seeing a girl, a waitress, of course, not terribly serious but they were booty calling regularly to her delight until he became rather "obsessed" – a direct quote – with where he wanted her to put her finger. Turns out he enjoys being stimulated in that dark orifice and eventually, although she takes great pleasure in starf&cking, using her digits so creatively became too much for even her to bear. And so she broke things off…which is why he prefers to pay for it now since he knows his particular predilection skews to the kinky side. I know it’s not ladylike to talk of such things but my gays say it really is the most stimulating thing ever. Yet another reason why homos are that much more evolved.

Methinks: Clooney again?

One Even Stinkier Blind Vice

TED CASABLANCA:
One Even Stinkier Blind Vice: ‘Kay, we know last week everybody got so damn grossed out over Sha-Sha Shimmy’s accidental (due to too many laxatives) poop session at a Hell-Ay mall. Well, all we have to say is, after you read today’s latest Blind installment, you’ll be screaming to bring Shimmy and her brown-stained antics back, already! But we’ll give ya one saving grace on this new one: It’ll be brief. It’s just too gross not to be, really. Here goes: Now, we’re not prudes at Awful, not by any means. Can’t speak for Cristina, really, but certain elder members of the Truth team have pretty much done it all. Spanking, peeing, bondage, cellophane, groups, ho-hum, whatever. All kinda boring, in the end, as it were. Nothin’ like plain ol' nasty one-on-one, we (predictably, and romantically) say! But Super-Dooper Cooper hardly concurs, of that, we are sure. See, not only does Super-Doop live to urinate on—and be peed on by—his sexual partners, always very pretty, not often terribly smart gals, but now, we’re hearing he likes it even dirtier than that. Yep, you guessed where we’re going here, surely. Mr. C just thinks it’s so orgasmic-fantastic to get shat upon by whichever curvy pretty hon he’s seeing. So yuck-o! And when his sizable, legendary talent isn’t enough dangling bait to lure whatever wary baby he can find to his rank boudoir, SDC simply orders out. And hookers charge a lot for that kinda merde, trust. This is just too sick even for us. So, we’re outta here! Good luck guessing! Remember to towel off afterward, please.

AND IT AIN’T: Kiefer Sutherland; Chris Rock; Nick Lachey

Methinks: George Clooney?

Wipe that Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Face Young Man

Best Week Ever:

It would certainly explain that Grin: Which A-list Hollywood actor is well known among the dominatrix community for being a frequent client? Sure, he’s linked with various model-types, but in actuality, he’d much rather be tied up and whipped by some of New York’s finest leather-clad doms. But that’s not all. In addition to being treated like human garbage, he also enjoys… err, how do we put this… eating human poop. Yes, sometimes a sh*t-eating grin can be a literal term as well.

That being said, we have a confession: We would gladly drop trou and serve this hunk a steamin’ pile of excrement in exchange for just one night of bliss — he’s one of our favorite actors! It’s because of this reason we refuse to give you anymore hints…

Side Note: We can’t stop singing the term “E. Coli” in the same manner of those old Ricola commercials. (”EEEE coliiii”) We will be doing this for about the next hour or so. That is all.

UPDATE: Oh my freaking goddd, you guys are hilariously insane. Well, I said I’d give another hint at 100 comments, and I’m a lady of my word, so here it is:

He’s between 25 and 50 years old. That should stop those more elderly guesses floating around.

For every hundred comments, I’ll drop another hint!

UPDATE 2: OK, seriously, wading through these comments has made my afternoon. For your next hint:

He has some television experience under his belt.

And yes… his name has been mentioned already. Cruel, I know!

UPDATE 3: Obviously not realizing how serious you guys were about this little comment/hint agreement we have going, I have to start adjusting my hints so that I don’t start RUNNING OUT of them. So here’s the next one, which should whittle some more guys out:

He has won a major award! And no, it’s not a leg lamp.

Discuss.

UPDATE 4: OK, look. I don’t know what I’ve done. We’re up to 400 comments now, and I really think I made a huge mistake with this little “deal.” Especially seeing as it’s almost quittin’ time and I have to get my hair did for the Office premiere tonight. So here’s your hint for tonight, and if I’m feeling generous (which I usually am), I’ll likely throw up (literally) another one tomorrow morning. But as far as giving away the answer… don’t count on it.

So, today’s last hint:

He was NOT born on the East Coast of the continental United States.

Methinks: Clooney?!?! Noooooooooooooooooooooo. He is a grinner. Born in Kentucky, TV, major award, dates model types (but never for long - wonder why?) To me he always seems like he's hiding something from the public/media and enjoying it. But that's just me.

Other possibilities: The Pittmeister? After all Gwyn, Jen and Ange have all modelled;  Leonardo Dicaprio always dates models but he ain't a grinner, Nicholas Cage has a smarmy grin, Jamie Foxx has a hella smarmy grin, Owen Wilson whp Page 6 says likes licking butts for hours (suggestive much?), Heath Ledger has a joker grin and lives on the east coast now so could frequent 'new york dominatrixs'; Antonio Banderas; Orlando Bloom. Not Will Smith because he was born in Philly.

Hey what's the f's the deal with the Ricola ad??

Lex On The Lash

From HOLY MOLY:
Lex On The Lash: A gentleman mole stayed in an upmarket Dublin hotel a couple of years ago and was accosted by a very famous Hollywood actor as he waited in the bar for friends. When the mole's friends arrived and they readied to leave, the actor insisted they stay and drink with him at his expense. So, a little starstruck, they remained, drinking a large portion of the bar's reserves. Later, the thespian announced that he had to attend a party and that his new friends simply must, must come. The party was (as parties should be) akin to the last days of Sodom and Gomorrah - awash with transvestites, strippers, wall-to-wall drugs and enough general weirdness to send David Lynch running for the door. The mole and his friends, unused to this kind of behaviour, huddled in a corner as the actor went about his noisy and occasionally moist business. However, it was when three very, very young guests joined the party and decided to play naked together in the centre of the room that the mole and friends opted to scarper before the vice squad became involved. The actor, unabashed, carried on with his frolics, even though he was distinctly Keyser Sozzled.

Methinks: Kevin Spacey

Gross

Holy Moly: Which singer used to get his rocks off by crapping all over his then-girlfriend's chest?

Methinks: John Mayer? Apparently he was into golden showers with J.Simp...

Ugh.

Update: Hi commentators. I do know Holy Moly is a UK site. That does not mean the answer has to be British.

But yes Pete Doherty is also a good guess.

The Threesome and the $1M Divorce

CDAN: This fairly recently divorced B list actor/actress couple had a fairly long separation because there were a few issues that needed to be ironed out before the divorce could be finalized. The first was a confidentiality agreement for both sides. For her part she had to agree not to share any details of his abusive behavior or ever imply or indicate that it was a factor in their divorce. For him, he had to sign an agreement which promised to never reveal who he caught her in bed with (A/B list actress with A list name recognition) and under what circumstances (someone watching). The main sticking point to the negotiations was which story was worth more or would damage a career more. Eventually the actress and her A list bed companion coughed up about $1M with the majority of that amount coming from the A lister. I wish I had more information on the person watching. I think I know who it was, but don't know for sure and so don't even want to make a blind until I'm confident.

Methinks: Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech. It has been reported in the news he received an exactly 1 million dollar divorce payout. 

Charlie's Angel Ain't No Angel

POPBITCH
One half of Britain's most cherished comedy writing double act found himself in LA working on an Amerian sitcom back in the day. At a Hollywood party, he met one of the original Charlie's Angels. They hit it off, went back to her apartment where "it quickly transpired she was into bondage". She asked him to go get some pills from her bag in her car, down in the basement garage. And locked himself out. A neighbor called the police, he didn't want to drop her in it so spent the night in the cells on him. Next day the boss of the film studio employing him arrived to bail him out with the classic chastisement, "I can't believe you left a fucking Charlie's Angel tied to a bed!".

One Tush-Tweaked Blind Vice

E! Online, Ted C:

Oh, I know what all you hets (at least the majority of you straight ones) think. You unshowered types think butt-play is for the boy-on-boy crowd, only. Oh, how very wrong-a-rooney you are.

Take Harkness Hose, for ince. We were gabbing ‘bout his terribly naughty, enormously pleasing mattress activities with one Princess Gold-Zinger a few weeks ago (One Slut Fits All Blind Vice), remember? Of course you do. Well, H2 is at it again, online, as I feared he’d be. Don’t these public figures realize they’re going to be friggin’ recognized once they do the in-person deed they’ve just sent a gazillion emails to set up? 

Ah, well, I guess an engorged member has its privileges—like idiocy.

Back to H.H.: He’s hardly being true to the Princess, as everybody and his goss-lovin' mama knew would happen. But it’s not just the doggin' round that I’m reporting for this taboo tuchus installment, it’s the accoutrement with which H-babe (who, by the by, has hideous coiffure and clothing tastes) came a-callin' to his latest e-lover. Pull out the licorice-flavored lube, lovahs, and get ready:

“Even though he desperately needs a stylist and more hair transplants,” a recent conquest of H.H. relayed, privately, just to yours truly, “when the boy combs his hair and gets naked…POW!” Cowabunga-kinky, love it! But why the pow-points, exactly, I inquired, like the good little dangler digger I happen to be.

“Oh, the boy knows his way around the back end,” answered Harkness’ latest electronically arranged Juliet. “Seriously, the boy is a great f--k,” the body-to-body blabber informed moi—both with his own toys as well as the artificially made variety.

My very own own little celeb Deep Throat (or should I call her Deep, uh, never mind) assures me that Princess, too, likes this sexual alternative nooky, who knew? Actually, I did! Jeez, how many gals am I gonna have to end up, as it were, writing these kind of Vices about, huh?

And It Ain't

Methinks: Dax Shepherd. One clue is the italicized "idiocy". He was in the movie Idiocricy last year. As for the "ain'ts": he co-starred with Andy Dick and Nick Lachey's ex, Jessica Simpson, in Employee Of the Month, and co-starred with Seth Green in Without a Paddle.