Blind Item Collective

Walking Your Waiter at 4:30

From Popbitch:

"Remember in 2004 when Kevin Spacey got "brutally
   mugged" while walking his dog at 430am? And then
   how Spacey revealed he hadn't been mugged but
   "fell for a con", where a kid stole his mobile
   phone and Spacey, running after him tripped
   over his dog?

   What really happened was this. Spacey had
   taken a shine to a waiter where he was
   dining. He handed him a 20 pound note tip
   with his phone number on, and the star-struck
   waiter agreed to meet him later. The two
   men then got trashed together. While walking
   back to Spacey's apartment near the Old Vic to
   continue their drinking session, they passed
   through a nearby park. Spacey made a suggestion
   to the waiter about what they could do next.
   Not liking this suggestion, the straight but
   rather worse for wear waiter, punched the star in
   the face. Afterwards, Spacey's lawyers suggested
   rather strongly to him that he might want to
   keep the story to himself. The waiter wasn't
   interested in selling his story or taking any
   hush money and has kept a dignified silence
   ever since. Almost."

So So Sordid

From Popbitch November 2nd:

"We heard an amazing story from an aging playboy
   this week. Some years ago, this upper-crust
   chap was chatting up a buff black man in a bar
   and the conversation turned to their
   occupations. The American said he was an
   undertaker. And that it was to his funeral home
   that Marilyn Monroe was brought on her death.
   And he went on to confess that all the local
   undertakers then took turns to have sex with
   her corpse.

(FYI: The undertaker claimed the practice was
rife in funeral parlours. (Well, why else
would you take the job?)"

Scandelous Links

Amy Winehouse's sketchy husband caught trying to fix a trial

Is Hilary Clinton sleeping with her super-hot female aid?

Meryl Streep and Robert Redford hate Tom Cruise. Join the club guys!

This Just In: Spencer Pratt Still A Douchebag

Janet Charlton is reporting The Hills' Heidi Montag is SUPER mad at boyfriend Spencer. She just found out that her boyfriend Spencer 's been pocketing a lot of money - at HER expense. Heidi has been aware that for the last six months Spencer's been tipping off paparazzi when they're going someplace special. She figured it was good PR for their TV show. But recently she inadvertently learned that Spencer has been splitting the profits with the photographers. When the exclusive pictures sell, HE gets half the money. He's probably made close to $100,000 from one Hollywood photo agency and he never gave Heidi a dime! She's NOT happy.

Urban Legend or Fact?

More outlandish rumours I've read over the years from around the web. Fact, utter fiction or partially true?

Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are lesbian lovers

Nicole Kidman is gay

Shirley Temple was really a midget, not a child star

Keanu Reeves is a meth addict

Clooney is in a gay relationship with his hairdresser Waldo

Marisa Tomei won an Oscar by mistake when Jack Palance, couldn't read Vanessa Redgrave's name on the envelope and blurted out the name of the last nominee he had announced

JFK had Marilyn Monroe offed, and also that Monroe did porn

Katherine Hepburn had an incestuous relationship with her brother

Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite

Chuck Berry liked eating feces

Tom Cruise shoots blanks and so Suri cannot be his

George Bush is back on the sauce and he and Laura have separated (Ted C.)

Eva Mendes and Jennifer Garner have made vast use of the casting couch

Jessica Alba, and/or depending on the rumour, Angelina Jolie, had affairs with director Robert Rodriguez

The Olsen twins have had matching nose jobs, and that Mary Kate is heavily into cocaine

Urban Legend or Truth?

Here are some of the weirder celebrity rumours floating around the net over the years. True or not, I don't know: Which do you believe might well be correct?

Bono had a long affair with singer Andrea Corr

Demi Moore used to turn tricks in Vegas as a teenager. With her mother.

Sly Stallone is into scat play. (Google it if you don't know what that is. Ugh)

John Mayer was into peeing on Jessica Simpson during sex when they were together (that's from Lainey Gossip)

K-Fed got herpes from Alyssa Milano.

Paris and Lindsay had an affair and Paris broke Lilo's heart.

Rose McGowan was involved in the murder of a LA club promoter (I've seen a couple of comments saying this on a couple of different sites - way scary)

Richard Gere was into gerbiling (i.e. "coaxing a live gerbil into your rectum for the purposes of sexual pleasure")

Tom Cruise and Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas had an affair and Marisol, Rob's wife, caught them in bed together and was paid off and this was the impetus for finding a new bride, which turned out to be Katie.

Speaking of which, Katie Holmes according to someone, Katie Holmes is herpes positive, had a three way with 2 of her Dawson's Creek co stars, plus had a reputation for enjoying 'experimental sex'. Okaaay.

DISCUSS!

Model Jodie Kidd in Drug Sting, Accused of Dealing Coke

Jodie Kidd's striking looks and talents as a racing driver, polo player and golfer have earned her a reputation as a glamorous, clean-living tomboy.

Add her effortless access to the inner circle of high society events across the jet- set world, and Jodie Kidd has a lifestyle that millions might envy.

Until now. Yesterday the 6ft 1in supermodel - who counts Princes William and Harry among her friends - woke up to find herself facing extraordinary allegations that she helped supply cocaine and regularly took the Class A drug herself.

And she is accused of attempting to trade on her royal connections to get a business venture up and running and of making unflattering comments about the Royal Family, including describing Prince Philip as "mad".

Miss Kidd, the face of Marks & Spencer's credit card, is alleged to have openly discussed drugs at a business meeting in a Central London restaurant.

But the men the 28-year-old model believed to be potential investors in a polo club she is trying to set up with her brother Jack were undercover reporters.

Yesterday the News of the World claimed that Miss Kidd offered to get cocaine for the "businessmen" and called a dealer on her mobile phone, arranging for three grammes to be delivered to her brother's home.

Asked if the cocaine was "good quality", she allegedly replied: "I'd do it. I'm not going to do s**t. It's not the best, but it's what we can do at half past 12 at night."

Jack Kidd, Jodie's brother was also targeted in the drugs sting.

Back at her brother's manor house in the village of Holyport, near Windsor, Berkshire, she took £150 in cash from the reporters and handed it over to her dealer in exchange for three "wraps" of cocaine.

Her brother then allegedly said: "Next time you come, give us some warning. We will get a load for you."

Miss Kidd was said to have boasted that she knew at least a dozen dealers in the Windsor area and in Billingshurst, West Sussex, where she has a £600,000 farmhouse.

Last night she was holding crisis talks with her brother at his home, where her Maserati sports car was in the drive.

They refused to answer the door. Yesterday's report claimed that Miss Kidd had boasted that she could persuade William and Harry to attend events at the planned polo club.

She allegedly said: "Prince Harry is very good. I'll try and speak to Harry about it."

She is also said to have claimed she could use her friendship with rugby star Mike Tindall to attract Princess Anne's daughter Zara Phillips to events.

And, according to the report, she went on to describe Prince Philip as "mad" and called Prince Andrew "Airmiles Andy" before telling an anecdote about playing polo with Prince Charles and accidentally knocking him off his horse.

Miss Kidd also talked unflatteringly about fellow celebrities, claiming that Victoria Beckham "kind of attached herself" to the supermodel when they met at a fashion event, adding: "She's certainly not a model."

About the Beckhams' marriage she said with a click of the fingers: "She wears the pants, which is amazing because he is the one who could have anyone in the whole entire world."
Miss Kidd then apparently turned her scorn on fellow model Kate Moss.

She allegedly said: "Kate was very cool but she got a bit affected. They get very affected by stardom. It goes to their head."

When it was mentioned that Miss Moss's career had not been affected by her cocaine habit, Miss Kidd said: "It did. Ten times better."

Miss Kidd had the harshest words for Naomi Campbell apparently describing her as a "****ing monster!"

Marcia Marcia Marcia!

Maureen McCormick (Marcia off the Brady Bunch TV show) details her lesbian experiences with Jan (Eve Plumb) in her tell-all book which hits shelves in 2008. A source told The National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play."

OMG!

Cash Cheats on Jessica Again?

Jessica Alba apparently fell for Cash Warren immediately. Really, Jess?

Jessica recently appeared on 'Late Show with David Letterman', and admitted she had once fallen in love at first sight.

When Letterman asked how that relationship turned out, she replied: "It's still trying to figure itself out."

Seems its not going so well, however. Cash has allegedly cheated on her, just days after they got back together.Cash reportedly had sex with 20-year-old model Vera Mishina - who he met at a New York baseball game - just two days after the actress and the film producer were seen patching things up in Malibu on August 26.

A friend of Vera said: "Vera had a job as a promotional model at the game and Cash was there with some friends.

"He was staring at her all night. When the game ended, Cash walked up to her. He was saying, 'You are so beautiful. You look so hot."

We all met up at a Times Square bar, and Cash went straight for Vera. It seemed like he really liked her. We were all drinking and hanging out, and Cash asked us to go to his room.

"They started making out as soon as we got into the room. He couldn't take his hands off her! The rest of us left, but Vera told me that she and Cash made love that night, and again the next morning.

"Afterwards he kept texting her, then we read that he and Jessica were back together. It really upset her. She felt so used."

Is Britney Pregnant?

From Ted Casablanca, E! Online:

"Well, here’s the latest, courtesy of a source I am not at liberty to reveal, on yet one more reason Brit was off her game (by the by, I think a number of dynamics, not to mention some severe mood probs the gal’s suffering from right now, culminated in the pop-hon’s loopy performance):

“She’s pregnant.”

That comes from a woman who’s tighter with this overpartied set than you can dare imagine (and, no, it’s not actually Britney talking about herself in the third person, which ain’t too far-fetched a notion at this sorry point). "