Blind Item Collective

Freudian Field Day

from Popbitch:
Before his career really took off this US TV actor was a Grade A gakhead and boozer. You could almost say "cheers" was his favourite word. An ex-girlfriend of his confided to us about one night back in the 80s. She got to put on a strap-on, take the comedy star up the arse and then have the joy of doing coke off his bald spot. Wonder what a psychiatrist would say about that?

Methinks: Kelsey Grammer

New Dyke on the Block

What overnight TV star is the newest dyke on the block?
- from Michale Musto

Methinks: The newly engaged Kate Walsh.

All Prostitute Girl Band

What female pop group were all prosties—except for the one of them who was basically the procurer?
- Michael Musto

Methinks: Pussy Cat Dolls

Breakdown Baby

What young multitalent admits she had a bout with the blues, but it was actually closer to a complete breakdown?

- from Michale Musto

Methinks: Mandy Moore. She sure looks like it.

Gay Boy Bander

Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event? 

-NY Post

Methinks: JC Chasez

Young Hollywood Implodes on Memorial Day Weekend

Lindsay Lohan crashes her car while drunk
Drugs found in her car
Gets wasted the next night
Tried committing suicide before her accident last weekend
Heads back to rehab
But the 21st party hearty in Vegas? Still on

Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris' Memorial day party
Right after she made fun of eating disorders
While looking like the above photo

Mischa Barton overdoses at Paris's Memorial day party

Britney vomits in the men's bathroom of Sky Bar

And Paris? Well she's still going to jail

Vintage Angelina

Angelina Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

Soundbite

Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages - a chain of them.

Ghostly Coke-head

So the other night AP was at this party and she saw a blind item mainstay who is a very well known female reality star with some past and present problems. The most pressing problem the other night was how to keep our subject from ingesting the coke that was in her purse. There was nothing else in her purse except coke. No keys, no cell phone, no nothing. Despite two nose bleeds during the evening and an appearance that was ghostly, our subject couldn't be stopped and literally had to be carried out the door at the end of the night by friends because she had passed out. She was also blabbering away during the evening about how her current relationship is over because her boyfriend hated seeing her destroy herself.

-from crazy days and nights

Methinks: Nicole Richie

Trainwreck of the Week: Jeremy Piven