This blond (95% of the time) bimbo like singer heads into her local Starbucks several times a week. The workers at Starbucks have told you repeatedly that latte is not pronounced latty. You think it's cute to keep doing it. They find it very annoying and you don't want to piss off people who handle your food or beverages. They also find it annoying that you seem to make a comment about the tip jar every time you are there which is directed to no one in particular but makes the other customers wince.
-From Crazy Days and Nights
Revealed as Jessica Simpson!
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