One Keep-On-Truckin' Blind Vice

Pricey Dicey is a mucho gifted performer, everyone agrees on that. The Emmys adore him and occasionally show that fact, come fall. TV fans just go on about the sorta-cutie dude every time they blog, cheer ‘n’ gab about him, which is often. This helps P.D.’s latest boob-tube project, which is a bit o’ a gamble for the network currently employing Dicey’s always amusing talents. Are these check-doling TV suits aware Pricey likes the boys, not the girls? Of course they are. People aren’t dumb in this town, they’re just stupid, know what I mean? Like, come on, these network ninnies actually expect Pricey to be discreet and keep his peter-on-peter ways in private? If they only knew. ‘Cause here’s what P.D. lives to partake in from time to time, whenever he gets the he-man hankering: He gets his horned-up snake on a plane, flies it to a medium-size midwestern town, checks into a nondescript old hotel near a truck stop, which is next to a stripper joint, which is next to a dirty-movie arcade—see where we’re goin’ here? Yep, you guessed it: The "straight" truckers hit the girlie joint, get all worked up, and then stop on over to the arcade to utilize one of the many glory holes, behind one of which Pricey always parks himself. After all, it’s always anonymous, right? Wrong. See, some of those holes are—like Hollywood egos—bigger than others. And while Mr. Dicey was doin’ the deed one time recently, the recipient stuck his eyeball right at the cutout opening and grunted, "Hey, aren’t you on TV?" "Oh, no," blurted P.D., before promptly going back to work and finishing off the job—an impending orgasm is such a reliable tool for getting a guy’s mind off what you’d prefer him not to be thinking about, don’t you agree? Pricey hasn’t been back to his salacious stomping ground since. But we’re sure that’s merely a temporary situation, much like Lindsay Lohan’s nascent sainthood. AND IT AIN'T Brad Garrett; Taye Diggs; Alex Baldwin

Methinks: Kelsey Grammer or Brad Garrett

Comments

[moviemaven]

why did you guess Brad Garrett when he's listed in the "AND IT AIN'Ts"?

[BLINDITEMCOLLECTIVE]

if you read this site regularly you will know why.

[Lynx]

I'm just wonderin', who in the world is doing the detective work?

The guy takes a plane, goes to a small, midwestern city, checks into a cheap hotel, then goes to a stall to do his deed.

Obviously, the guy knows the midwestern area. But to go that far for this is, well, going too far!

Wonder if the words, "dicey", and "gamble" serve as clues.

He's a "sorta-cutie dude". What kind of clue is that?

He is a fave of emmy voters. Probably means he has multiple noms and has more than one win.
Also, he is multi-talented.

Kelsey Grammar certainly fits the clues. He composes, acts and other things. He was in "Cheers" (cheer)
and "Frazier", ('gab-by' talk show host).

He doesn't have a rep for gayness; but, Bill Maher, for one, thinks "Frasier" was the gayest show on tv.

Don't know what else to add.

[yourmama]

What about the Pivinator?

[Me]

I was thinking Drew Carey

[Ginny]

Brad Garrett is not a "sorta-cutie." Neither is Kelsey, really, but the 'Pricey' nickname references his highly paid status. Whoever it is...ewww.

[Darlene]

Where have you gone again?? Hope all is well!!

[Brooke]

I don't know but I'm getting sick of having to constantly check back and see the same stupid headline.

[BLINDITEMCOLLECTIVE]

A MESSAGE FROM BLIND ITEM COLLECTIVE:

I WILL NOT HAVE INTERNET ACCESS UNTILL SOMETIME IN APRIL, SO B.I.C WILL BE ON HIATUS UNTIL THEN. SORRY Y'ALL BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE PLACE I AM LIVING RIGHT NOW CANNOT GET ACCESS! HOPEFULLY I WILL CONTINUE THIS SITE IN APRIL; I WILL OF COURSE LET YOU KNOW ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. SORRY THIS ISN'T A POST BUT TYPEPAD HAS LOCKED ME OUT. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, CHECK BACK MID APRIL IF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED:)

LOVE,

ANON.

[Nicole]

What kind of place doesn't have internet? I've been in third world countries and remote islands that have internet cafes.

Are you in Jail, BIC?

[motherofbun]

AM bummed that you won't be updating until April. But hope you'll be back. (I check your site alot but this is the first time I've commented.)

[barbara]

I am going nuts without this column, I hope it does come back-where is ANON? at the north pole? in Ethiopia? don't know of anyplace that can't get internet. Is there any other place to get my blind vices answered???? Please!!!!!

[operaghost]

Hurry back, Anon.! We miss your clever accumulation of the BIs. :)

[Tipper]

Try Drew Carey----Price is Right

[Brooke]

Still waiting!

[armina_iv]

Where are you, I miss you? When are you back?

[Leigh]

Yeah, I've been waiting FOREVER. Come back, please!!

[Darlene]

If you've given up the ghost, you should just say so. We all keep checking back since you said April! Come on back, please!

[barbara m.]

what happened to anon? is anon EVER coming back? Where in the world is a n o n? Does anyone know any other blind sites? Please,
please, please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KJ]

Since you asked for a blind item site, here's the best one I've found so far:

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

It's a compilation of blind items from several different sites, and it provides the links to the sites so you can read people's guesses.

[Luqman]

Pricey Dicey = Puff Daddy

[xxx]

Drew Carey. He is from the Midwest and current host of The Price is Right

[yep]

Gotta be Drew Carey. Remember all the musical episodes with the dance routines?

[Astonished]

Probably Drew Carey. Once on a Howard Stern show he did mention that as a kid he sucked a dick on a dare.
Price is right clues it in....Hollyweird indeed..

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