Blind Item Collective

The Feud

Which world-famous band are feuding because one member gets all the VIP treatment? The others have got the hump because they don't feel half as special.

Methinks: Fergie

The Mute Stones

Lainey Gossip: She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open.

In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside.

It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body.

Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”.

Seriously.

She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back.

Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him.

It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word.

Methinks: Ashley Judd, currently on location in Vancouver.

The Backstabber

CDAN: This B list singer/actress loved by teens was all smiles and giggles when taking photos with a bigger singer/actress, but stabbed her in the back repeatedly when talking to anyone who would listen. Our backstabber used the words fake, not talented, ugly as hell, and whore to describe the other singer/actress.

Methinks: Mandy Moore laughing at Jessica Simpson

The Obnoxious TV Star

Underground BuzzL This TV Personality claims she’s a changed woman. She says she has learned her lesson that being greedy, mean and nasty is not how you should live your life. This TV Personality has not changed. She recently got caught up in a public relations scandal regarding some women in the Midwest. She took their hard earned money, refused to do the appearance, so they put her on blast.

Methinks: Star Jones

The Stuck-Up Starlet

NY Post: WHICH struggling starlet is as obnoxious and stuck-up in real life as she is in her terrible teen flicks? She was rude and cruel to the staff and to a young fan during a free meal she chowed down at a high-end Midtown restaurant.

Possibilities: Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Michelle Geller, or the blonde chick from High School Musical? Hmm, I'm drawing  a blank with bitchy teen flick girls. Thoughts?

The Couple Who Fake Fight

CDAN: I am too lazy to find it, but there was a blind item a long time ago where a married, Academy Award winning actress and her B list husband faked fights at parties so he could hit on women after she left. Well, I guess it works both ways, because on Saturday night our actor was incredibly nasty to his wife at a party where everyone could hear, and then walked out. She then sought comfort in the arms of another guy and they went back to his place at the end of the night.

Older Blind: This A list married couple has an understanding. The understanding is helped along by the wife who would rather be with women. When the husband spots a woman he is interested in, our wife helps by causing a huge scene. Directly in front of the woman of interest, our wife, yells and screams at her husband and then walks out. The husband who has been nominated for Globes and Oscars then lays it on to the prospective lady and more often than not scores.

Methinks: Jennifer Connelly and Paul 'Pookie' Bettany.

Or: James Brolin and Babs.

Dorrell Sausage

Dorrell Sausage usually loves getting attention, but this time could be different. See, Dorrell’s a fairly good guy (depending on whom you ask, ‘course). He’s pleasant enough looking, in an old International Male catalog kinda way, that’s fer sure, and, supposedly, Dorrell’s well endowed. But isn’t that comparing biz usually best left to the eye of the benefactor? Regardless, what is Sausage’s claim to fame? We’re not exactly sure.

But let’s see. D.S. is from semifamous lineage, does some boob-tube work now and again and he dabbles in music and design. What fun! But natch, he also loves to date the famous femmes, which is probably why we started talking about him in the first place.

Except that our boy Dorrell has gone and gotten himself in a pickle, as it were—due to his very own pickle, as it further were. Seems Mr. Pee bedded some random, nonfamous babe and didn’t use protection. And he didn’t get (or give) any nasty hickies, but he did go and get the girl knocked up. And guess what? She wants to keep it! D.S. is terrorized in his tidy whities at the paternal prospect. 'Cause if she does, it’ll be the one time Dorrell'll be wishing he didn’t have headlines harkin’ all about him.

And It Ain't

Methinks: Brody Jenner?

The Definition of High Maintenence

CDAN: You know the singer with all of the towels? Well it turns out this singer plans her bathroom visits in advance. Ten minutes before she needs to go, she tells a member of her staff to clean the entire bathroom, especially the toilet and to make sure there are candles lit and music playing. She does this even when she just has to pee.

Methinks: Mariah Carey

Only in Hollywood

NY Daily News: Which legendary, aging Hollywood producer has his office fitted with leading-man lighting to bolster his fading mystique? "It looks like he has a key and a fill light," laughs one recent visitor.

Methinks: Rob Evans, age 77, described by The Observer paper as vain

Go Cry to Mamma

NY Post: WHICH pint-sized cable hit actor has major depression issues? "He has to speak to his mommy every morning because nobody on his show likes him," said our tipster.

Methinks: I know he's a perennial fav for all jackass blinds bit Jeremy Piven is known for being a mamma's boy. And he's short!