Going Up: Isla Fisher
No one could deny Isla is blowing up before our very eyes, literally. I mean she looks like she's about to pop out that kid at any second! But Mrs Borat-to-be is also blowing up in Hollywood, with two film projects she developed recently snapped up by major studios.
One is the film Groupies, which Isla will star in with Saturday Night Live comedienne Amy Poehler. It's about two women infatuated with a band; they stalk its members and think the band is equally besotted by them, but the band could not care less. The other is The Cookie Queen, a comedy about a girl scout aged in her 30s, who has held the record for cookie sales for 20 straight years.
So, is Isla set to become the comedy queen to her fiance's comedy king? Methinks so. From Aussie soaps to Hollywood, this beach babe's come a long way, and we couldn't be prouder of our Antipodean friend. Go Isla!
Going Down: Britney Spears
This one needs no explanation, unless you've lived in the mountains of Tibet or on an Icelandic fishing vessel the last few years. Brit Brit has been in freefall for what seems like yonks now, and it only seems to get worse with each passing day. The latest? Well apart from losing her kids, being labeled a 'continual and habitual drug user' by a judge, and releasing a music video where she didn't look even remotely hot (surely H-town's ultimate no-no), there's also the the fact she just seems REALLY DUMB.
Today BS requested an emergency court hearing to try and get overnight visits with her sons, a move which seems bizarre not just considering she actually dumped the kids off at Kevin's days earlier than she had to and instead opted to go tanning, but also because, in the words of K-fed's attorny: “The fact that a party, one week after a full court hearing, attempts to change the orders of the court, in the absence of an emergency or without any new facts, suggests a continued lack of respect and understanding for what an order of the court actually means.” Too right! As much as it pains me to side with anyone affiliated with the Federjerk, the man has a point. Oh Britney, will you ever learn??
