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“He was totally being illegal. Of course he was. He knew he was. I was 16, he was 24; that’s weird. At the time I didn’t think it was weird. I thought he was lovely and mature, but he was weird. He’s not really a very stable person and I was kind of afraid to be with him. He was scary; he scared the shit out of me.”

- Joss Stone, of her relationship with older ex-boyfriend Beau Dozier

Cringe

"I'm sort of hip to the younger stuff. You know, like Beyonce's 'Crazy in Love.' That's a good song to dance to."

- Barack Obama

Paris Gets Served

"Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."

- Hallmark lawyers in response to Paris Hilton's lawsuit against Hallmark for using her likeness on a greeting card without her permission.

Seinfeld Soundbite

“I’m really regretting that I’m not doing the sitcom right now. 'The Puree Plagiarizer’ is a Seinfeld episode: ‘You stole my mushed-up carrots! I invented mushed-up carrots!' It’s just absolutely a riot to me."

-Jerry Seinfeld weighs in with what he thinks of the recent accusations of plagiarism aimed at his wife Jessica's new cookbook, "Deceptively Delicious" to EW.com

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"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!”

- Britney Spears to paparazzi after court today

Jessica Alba is a Sucky Dancer

"Every shot cuts the feet out of the screen so no one can compare her missteps to the backup dancers! She's actually very nice and quiet, just so bad at dancing."

- so says an insider on the set of the Love Guru.

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Jerry Seinfeld on Scientology:

"I last really studied, oh, it's almost 30 years ago. But what I did do, I really liked, in terms of it's very...it was interesting. Believe it or not...it's extremely intellectual and clinical in its approach to problem-solving, which really appealed to me. I actually got to it from my auto mechanics teacher in high school, who was into it, and he was telling me about it. In my early years of stand-up, it was very helpful. I took a couple of courses. One of them was in communication, and I learned some things about communication that really got my act going."

"It was just things about understanding the communications cycle... Even the volume at which I'm speaking now is the right volume for where you're sitting. I'm almost performing, in a way."
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"They have a lot of very good technology. That's what really appealed to me about it. It's not faith-based. It's all technology. And I'm obsessed with technology."

Juliette Lewis Wants to be a Bond Girl

"Can you imagine me as a Bond girl? Just give me a sword and a bikini and I'm good to go."

Who'se she kidding? She's way too good an actress to be a Bond girl.

I Never Want to Be Pregnant

“I was craving bone marrow one day, and I scoured the whole of Paris searching for the leg of a cow. When I finally found what I was looking for, I cut it in half, digging out the yellowish substance, slathering it all over bread.”

-Milla Jovovich

Suggestive?

"I wish someone like George Clooney would say, ‘Yeah, I’d like me some man!’ Wouldn’t that be hot?”

-Melissa Etheridge