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Ugly Betty Soundbite

Wilhemina, inciting Marc to use 24 tactics to locate Claire Meade on Ugly Betty:

''Trace the call. I don't know, figure it out. Triangulate the signal!''

SMG Seems Kind of Great

"Not only is it bright pink with the bell and streamers and the whole thing, but it has Hello Kitty tires. Every time I leave my apartment, my doorman just shakes his head."

—Sarah Michelle Gellar on her bicycle [Self via E Online]

Quotable

"It's easy, if you're a poet, to write complex verses like, 'I'm coming after you like VWXYZ.' Just think about that. It's like, 'Yo, V does come after U! That's fucking crazy!' My mind thinks like that all the time, coming up with crazy clever metaphors and rhymery thingies."

—Will.I.Am on his creative process [via Radar]

Soundbite

"They don't sell my size on the rack sir, they had to build mine from scratch and those suits are unforgiving. Really unforgiving. Not only does it accentuate the shape that you're not in, but it also fucking accentuates the fact that you don't have a dick to speak of. It's the most humiliating piece of clothing a fat person could ever put on."

—Kevin Smith on donning a wetsuit for a role

Ha Ha!

"The studio felt like she was hard to recognize and worried that by the time the movie hit theaters, fans might not know who she was"

- Insider on Rose McGowan's 'plastic surgery problem' which allegedly lost her the role in the Wachowski siblings upcoming movie Speed Racers, which went to Christina Ricci instead.

McGowan, 34, has admitted to having plastic surgery for an eye injury related to a car accident. But casting skeptics suspect she has had much more done.

Source: Page Six

Wanna bet this is what's also holding up Sin City 2?

Naomi Campbell Is An Idiot

"I've never been on the cover of British Vogue and I've asked a million times and they've always refused me. They'll put the same white model for half the year — I swear like six times, but wouldn't put me on once in my own country. But I still want my British Vogue cover!"

According to Wikipedia Naomi has been on the cover of British Vogue 7 different times. And hello, what's this?

Wow.

"Happy 9/11!"

- James Brolin on New Haven's WPLR radio on September 11th.

Sound Bite

“[My dad and uncle] taught me that in every relationship, the person least interested in maintaining it is going to dominate it, because they’ll never compromise. So you have to always maintain that position of least interest, and you’ll always control the relationship.”

-Reese Witherspoon to Elle magazine

Sound Bite

"Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’

- What Us Weekly reports Britney said after seeing her VMA performance.

Kanye Sounds Off

“[MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to end her career. When Britney was opening, near the end, I felt so bad for her. I said, ‘Man, it’s a dirty game. This game will chew you up and spit you out.’”

- Kanye West to NYZ’s Z100